Amaya's wondrous penis emporioum

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

picklesandwine:

Skookum, resting his nose in front of food, which we call ‘nozzle begging’ after I mixed up the words ‘nose’ and ‘muzzle’ one time.

Not gonna lie, he usually gets a little scrap of something because it’s so cute :D

omnia-volo:

BATTER STOP.

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
Huh.
That would explain a few things.

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

circuitbird:

This manga is awesome.

milesupshur:

i finished it uvu and theres a close up bc im really happy w/how his face came out oop

pls full view the first one tho

vulcanchicks:


fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

rowdyonionrings:

edgeworth is so inspirational

reallymadscientist:

Don’t use Sentry Pet Products!!

I tried to save money on Frontline by buying Sentry Pro which was on sale at Petsmart. About an hour after I applied this product, my cat started chewing off his fur from his leg (left image) and neck/back (right image). I checked online to see if this was normal, and was horrified to see the complaints for Sentry products. 

I immediately washed my kitty with Dawn dish soap, but he started having seizures about 2 hours later (4 hours after application). He’s been seizing every 10-15 minutes for about 5 minutes at a time, and regurgitates everything I try to feed him. He seems to have lost the ability to walk in a straight line. Needless to say, I am taking him to the vet if the seizures don’t stop within the next hour. 

Now the worst part of this situation is that according to hundreds of complaints (some dating back to 2007), this product has resulted in the extreme illness and often times death of numerous dogs and cats when the product was used as directed. The active ingredient of Sentry products, Etofenprox, is toxic to animals and should not be allowed to be on the market. But it is still stocked on the shelves of nearly every pet store in the country! 

Please keep your pets safe and avoid this product and others like it! Do your research before trying a new product.